The only soap gentle enough for the privates.

Armpits only

This one has my friend salicylic acid. Applied at 12:00 p.m. break on work days

Not for the face, but a spray for masks, hats, any materials that touch the face and can cause acne

Applied on sweaty, labor intensive work days when opting out of Coolibar UV resistant face covering

Armpits only. This stuff is stringent. It’s the acetone of soaps. Unfortunately, when my job is to sweat in the sun for 8 hours straight, I need to cut through the pit bacteria. Cross your knees, you don’t want it running down low!

Restores skin ph in the armpits. For, uh, reasons.

I’m very ambivalent of snail mucin. It feels so nice when it goes on, but doesn’t feel like it achieves anything. I’ve found the perfect use for it: on my face before bed, the slightest moisturization to not dirty the pillow too badly.